Monday, May 18, 2009

I start classes again tomorrow. I'm not sure how this is going to go, as for a week and a half of my six and a half week class my family will be visiting. And we all know that I love my family, I really do, but in small doses it works better for everyone. At least I'll still have my job. Which should keep me sane while they're here. An interesting couple of weeks have passed...well, now that I think about it, just one week has passed since my last entry...but here are some highlighting quotes:

"Wow, you pack that SUV really well"
"Thanks..."
"It must be your lesbian superpower"
"What?"
"So you don't need a u-haul"

"There are many things I don't need to know about my kids' parents. Like the color of their underwear. Or that they changed from pink to blue at some point between dropping their kid off at school and picking her up."
"Wow. That's crazy."
"I know. I was there."

"Well, we all knew before he did. What did you say when he told you?"
"Mmhmm, and?"

"That's not my car. It's obviously not a dykemobile."
"I don't think I could get away with saying that."
"Probably not."

"Why would anyone want to go on a hundred-mile bike ride?"
"Well, I'm going next month, I just didn't want to go tomorrow."
"I go back to, but why?"

"She was dressed like a little lesbian."
"Why do you say that?"
"I have several versions of the same outfit."

What a week it was!

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