Because this blog has gotten depressing: A list of funny quotes from the last few weeks.

"We have the same shoes"
"Yes..."
"Are you a lesbian, or do you just like REI?"

(professor's mild rant about political lesbians not actually wanting to have sex with women, but still wanting to consider themselves lesbians, and lesbians who do want to have sex falling in love with them and being disapointed)
"Do you think she's bitter from experience?"
(professor mentions the political lesbians not wanting to have sex thing again)
"Yes."

"That shows dedication to a cause."
"Not really. Just extreme boredom."

"I would not have survived long at BYU"
(ten minutes later in the conversation)
"Are you LDS?"

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And some ones from work:

"You like apple juice and oranges and water Miss April."
"Yes, I do."
"And beer."
"Wash your hands please."

"I'm a fruit loop"
"Me too."
"Am I a fruit loop?"
"No hon, I think you're granola."

"We're boyfriends and going to CostCo" (while holding hands)
"You're two. You're too young for dating."

"April! April! You're made out of bones!"

"It's a triceratops like you April. It eats plants. Like grass. Do you eat grass?"
"No, me and the triceratops like different kinds of plants."