Things I've learned this week:

Happiness is more important than homework.
Rain is a meteor. Well, a whole whole bunch of them, but still. Rain=Meteors
You can buy a house at Costco.
If you sarcastically make a comment, people will take you seriously.
Roommates who don't do dishes also don't take out their own trash.
Divorce sometimes is the answer.
Professors are people too.
I'm not the only person who spends too much money on food.
Cooking for other people is more fun than cooking for myself.
Sometimes you learn things about people that changes your opinion of them.
Deleting people as friends on facebook is cathartic.
Procrastination is always a bad thing.
I am a fabulous person.