Proof that I am responsible:

Like three or four weeks ago I made the comment to my history professor that I didn't see how cheating on a paper would be worth it, because given the kinds of classes I take, it would take me longer to find a paper to copy than to just do it myself. And also, I'm way too honest. She told me there are paper writing services that will write your paper for you from scratch. Yeah. You must believe someone is honest and responsible to tell them how to cheat effectively and have faith they won't do it.

She's right. I won't. I'll stay up all night the day before a paper is due writing it instead of paying somebody so I can get a full night's sleep.